The Tale of A Basketball Wife & A Football Player

All we can say is damn! We thought the Kim Kardashian marriage ended fast; the marriage between Evelyn Lozada and Chad Johnson/Chad Ochocinco, or whoever he's supposed to be made that marriage seem like an eternity. When will these men learn, you can't turn a Reality TV h-- into a housewife. And a man who's had his own reality show (T.Ocho Show) so to speak, can't be trusted.

So when Chad and Evelyn got together initially, some people thought it was a cute couple (for TV) and others thought, really? Truth be told, she's just another pretty face benefiting from America's sad fascination with watching peoples lives on TV. Oh, we can't forget she was engaged to former NBA player Antoine Walker. Maybe that counts for something. But technically, she's not even a basketball "wife." 

Her website meta description on Google search says she "is one of the most sought after reality personalities to date." Sought after for what? Toot it and boot it! Perhaps Chad Johnson was sprung for whatever reason, but a smart man wouldn't have married her. In 1990, Bell Biv Devoe said you can't trust a big butt and a smile. Ain't nothing changed. 

Ok enough about Evelyn. Chad isn't really too great himself these days. Reports have it that this whole drama actually started because of him and his possession of extra "helmets." Furthermore, his career in the NFL has went belly up for the most part since 2008, with a somewhat descent season in 2009. He stunk like a week old dead body last year while playing for the New England Patriots. So they sent him to the coroner's office, aka free agency. 

The Miami Dolphins decided to give him a chance and signed him in the off season. Then soon as WWE star Chad Johnson headbutted his wife, the Dolphins cut him immediately once the news hit the press. Now he's waiting for the legal process to run its course as Evelyn has filed for divorce. In addition, VH1 has canceled the premier of the couple's reality show due to air next month.